Description

Robodroid buys a mirror which Rox steals, creating a Noobish double of Rox.. somehow..

Transcript

(Opening Credits)

(Open on TV)

Anouncer: We now return to Dingo Was His Name-OOOOOOO-

Dingo: Whuts my name?

Guy 1: UUUUUUUUUuuuu

Guy 2: Gerald.

Dingo: This is one funny show.

Guy 1: Forth Wall Breaks are always funny.

Guy 2: I gots a banana in my trouser-

(TV is switched off, Pan to Rox on the sofa)

Rox: Wow, that sure was good programming.. Wait, why did I turn it off then?

Remote: (Strange gibberish)

Rox: Thanks, Remote.

Doorbell: Ding dong.

Rox: Shut up, Doorbell, me and Remote were chilling.

Doorbell: Sorry..

(Door opens, revealing Robodroid with backwards cap on carrying the bag)

Robodroid (RD): Yo, Rox, I’m back in da hizz- Okay, I’m done with that. (Takes off hat). Hey, have you seen the moat recently, it seriously needs cleaning.

Rox: Sorry, MOM.

(Pan to Roxe’s Mother on the other side of the room, arms cut off)

Roxes Mom: I forgive you son.

(Magically disappears)

RD: I’m going to Cyber-Bed, Rox.

Rox: Wa-WAIT, Show me whats in the bag.

RD: I don’t wanna.

Rox: I’ll take out your batteryyyyyyyys…

RD: You wouldn’t dare!

Rox: Wouldn’t I?

(Close-up on RD)

RD: No, you absolutely never ever would have the nuts to do tha-

(Pan out to reveal Rox with bag)

Rox: (Running away) You’re riiiiiiiiiiii (voice becomes distant) iiiiiiiiiiigg (more distant) ghhhh-

RD: … Good.

(sofa opens up to reveal Mike with backwards cap on)

Mike: Hey, Droid, ma main fizz- Okay, I’m done. (takes cap off)

SCENE TRANSITION

Rox: Bwahaha, now I will open the bag dramatically because I’m like that.

(Opens bag)

Rox: Ok, Vanilla Muffins, English Muffins, Chocolate Muffins, Muffin Muffins.. AHA, SOMETHING THAT’S NOT MUFFINS!

(Pulls out Mirror)

Rox: .. OH MY GOD, ROBODROID RIPPED MY HEAD OFF AND STUCK IT IN A B- Oh wait, it’s a mirror. Well, who’s that handsome devil.

(Pan to reveal devil)

DEVIL: Stan.

ROX: Oh, okay… and I’m not so bad looking myself..

SCENE TRANSITION

(Rox is asleep)

Rox: Snore, snore, snore, bark, snore.

(Noob-Rox appears)

Noob-Rox: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, gizzards are funny. Now to kill this sexy fool.

Rox: WHAT ABOUT SEXY GIZZARDS?!

Noob-Rox: Meep. (Goes back into mirror)

Rox: Huh? I should probably investigate tha-

(Puffcloud is heard from behind the walls)

Puffcloud: Rox, is that you?! What the hell, it’s 3 in the morning, GO TO BED! (Rox goes back to bed)

Rox: snore, snore, snore, CACAW.

Announcer: THAT EVENING (MORNING)

(Pan to Rox, Puffcloud and Mike at breakfast table)

Rox: So there I was, after the neighbours cat, when I was transferred into my room, and a weird figure said something about lizards, then, he said Keep and DISSAPPEARED.

Mike: Well, both puff cloud and I can honestly say, What the frig!?

Rox: IT’S TRUE, YOU’VE GOTSA BELIEVE ME!

Puffcloud: What if we don’t.

Rox: Then you’re gay.

Puffcloud: Touche.

Mike: Dad, can we have breakfast now?

Rox: No.

SCENE TRANSITION

Rox: snore, snore, snore, DENNIS, snore.

(Noob-Rox comes out of the mirror)

Noob-Rox (NR): Wow, this is dumb, they didn’t even TRY and investigate..

Rox: Wha?

NR: The beast is a-stirring.

Rox: AH, CLONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

NR: Your Mom.

Rox: Buurn.

NR: But seriously, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

Rox: No.

NR: AHHH, THE NEGATIVE, IT BURNS.

(NR Explodes)

Rox: Sweeet.

(Everyone comes in)

RD: Rox? What smells like burning.. You?

(Rox holds up Mike)

Rox: the new fragrance I’ve given to Mike. Doesn’t he smell nice, guys.

(Everyone sniffs Mike)

Puffcloud: He’s got the aroma of burning flesh. I LOVE it!

RD: I wish I had nostrils!

Rox: Ahhh..

Mike: G-guys.. Please stop smelling me… D-dad?

(end)