Btv Calab
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Calab
Calab is an extremely short, mean-spirited owner of the copycat Calab TV station (as shown in the first small episode of Brooks TV), who is extremely soul-smashing to even his best friends and uses subliminal messages through his show to get people to buy things, which Brooks thinks is pretty horrible. The only people that really hate him are the ones that don't work at his station. In Calab Radyo, he is shown horribly drawn and often misspells and uses bad grammer in his word bubbles. He has a radio show called munchkin in the mornin', which for some reason is only featured once throughout the entire series, despite the name of the comic being 'calba radyo'. Calab gets his butt kicked more often then not, especially by a minority who had wanted to fight him for a long time, even though that person was never seen before in the entire series (It later turned out to be Kitty).
His 'friends'
Snakers
A quiet snake-creature who speaks by glowing who has a very wild personality as far as emotions go (cries one second and is happy the next). Calab hates him the most even though he is concidered his best friend. In episode 3, he snapped and is now very mad at Calab, giving him evil glares, and sometimes when he does this, bad things happen. He was shot by some renegade arrows in episode 7, which in turn, killed him forever.
Mr. Boxie / Mr. Cakes
A very nice, happy 'friend' of Calab even though Calab yells at him all the time. He's shaped like a box and wears glasses. He has one kid, a girl with a stickfigure for a body. Mr. Boxie seems to stick by Calab even through the roughest parts, as he kills Brue to protect Calab from his assualt after Calab was racist to him. He is somehow skilled with guns and driving, as the bus chase with the minorities shown. He ends up having his leg chained to a bus seat (even though he has never had legs prior to this) and died when the bus collided with the ocean waters after it was ran off the cliff by the group of black people chasing after them. He returns later with his 'true' identity, Mr. Cakes, and is on a strict mission to kill the emloyees of Calab Radyo, and apparently he has a fetish for porno.
Kitty
Is the now broken-up-with girlfriend of Calab after only one date, which some how was their 'honey moon'. Rarely appears unless she has something important to say, but Calab tells her to shut up since women are not supposed to be heard, only seen. She is a cat in human stance and has a unibrow, just like Calab. She mentions that she is anerexic. She shows up when Snakers dies, only to be beaten by Calab when overreacting to his death. She was revieled to be the mysterious character that kicked calab's butt in the 6th episode when Kitty's sister (who looks identical to her, Kitty even says that she was her twin) mentioned that she was really, really hungry, and Calab remembers that she had an eating disorder and questions this, causing Kitty to kill her sister out of pure frustration with her unraveling plans. She then tells Calab she was the one reason that everything was getting messed up purely out of the reason that Calab broke up with her. It turns out her mom, Air, helped her with the planning all a long, and Kitty ends up getting killed in the hands of Mr. Boxie.
Air
Air is Kitty's mom, who helped her out with the planning of Calab's death. She ends up getting shot, but stays alive throughout to episode discussions with the help of a band-aid.
Brue
Brue is known by his name, Brue, which he obnoxiously yells at everyone. He is killed by explosion coincidentally after Calab told him to explode. How this was caused is still a mystery. Brue came back in episode four, 'The Gettoe' as a black guy, who was quickly shot by Mr. Boxie when he threatened to kill Calab for a racist comment. Brue comes back for a third time as a blind man, who covered for Calab in his radio gig when Snakers died. Brue ends up malfunctioning, reveiling that he was a robot built by Kitty the whole time, with the sole purpose of making Calab jealous (supposivly Brue was Kitty's makeshift boyfriend to make Calab feel guilty about breaking up with her).
Chiggomon
is a kind-natured young person who always seems to be on the glass-half-full side of life. He has a floating ball on top of his head and had dressed up as a monkey to attract viewers. Little else is known at this time.
Lane McGane
is a self-proclaimed world fighter. He has his mind shattered by Arby's, and is in a vegitative state.
Party Lime
is a drunk, homosexual lime who runs into rooms in hopes of a party, and even had a seminar teaching people to respect gheys. He is later killed by Mr. Cakes.
