Bloo Toons/Episode 7
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In Which: YesIAmAnIdiot makes a guest appearance, we meet the Underwater Alliance, and a bad movie never makes it to theaters.
Cast (in order of appearance): Bloo #1, Captain America, YesIAmAnIdiot, Carefree Bloo, Bloo Mother, Bloo #2, Steven, Mitchell, Cameron, Pete, Bloo #3, Bloo #4, Crazed Man, Cage Fighter, Leonard Neenamando, Bloo #5, Bloo #6, Optimus Prime
Page title: This one goes out to Husband of the Year!
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Transcript
SCENE 1
{Bloo #1 and a bloo with the head of Captain America are standing in front of a row of bushes. Captain America is facing the camera, apparently staring into space.}
Bloo 1: Hey, what's up, Captain America?
Captain America: (in an annoyed voice) I told you, stop talkin' to me!
Bloo 1: Geez, sorry.
{Captain America vanishes.}
{YesIAmAnIdiot appears at left.}
YesIAmAnIdiot: Hey, guys, I wanna be referenced in this web cartoon!
Bloo 1: Dude... you make a cartoon... about a forum... about a cartoon... (sigh) about a different cartoon. You're not going to get anywhere with that.
YesIAmAnIdiot: You really hurt my feelings. I'm gonna sleuth away now.
Bloo 1: Yeah, go on and sleuth. You... you sleuther. (pause) Lex... Sleuther.
{YesIAmAnIdiot leaves. Cut to a silhouetted city skyline with YesIAmAnIdiot, also in silhouette, floating backwards across the screen, whistling. Cut to a black screen with a cherubic version of the usual white smiley face logo.}
INTERMISSION
Announcer: The following was brought to you by a couple of blue guys with strong opinions.
{A cherubic-faced bloo dances around various landscapes while Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight" plays.}'
LYRICS: I'm so happy, ha-ha! Happy and lucky me
I just got my way, living every day
I don't worry, worrying don't agree
Things that bother you, never bother me
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy and fine, ha-ha!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time! {The black screen with face logo reappears.}
Announcer: The previous was brought to you by a couple of blue guys with strong opinions.
SCENE 2
{A bloo woman is standing in front of what appears to be a Russian Roulette wheel with a concerned look on her face. As she talks, arrowed labels saying "Hair", "Shirt", and "Spinny" appear pointing to the objects they mention}
Bloo woman: Somebody help me! My baby has been stolen by Frank Sinatra Jr.
{Cut to a bloo with the head of Frank Sinatra Jr. Someone is singing generic a capella scat in the background.}
Frank Sinatra Jr. (singing) My... name is... Frank Sinatra Jr... (his "arm" reaches offscreen and snags a surprised-looking, swaddled infant.) And I've stolen your baby, yes... I'm... so evil... And I'm... so... bad.
{Cut to a lanky, hunched-over bloo.}}
Bloo 2: Don't worry, ma'am. Somebody will get your baby. This looks like a job for...
{Bloo #2 disappears and is replaced by a badge-shaped logo with the letters "UA" on it.}
Bloo 2: ...The Underwater Alliance!
{Cut to another cityscape with Steven and Mitchell standing on the strangely-green ground and Cameron standing on a building. A superhero-esque theme song is dun-da-dunned in the background. The camera pans in on the three of them in sequence while a voice announces their names accompanied by scrolling text. The camera zooms back out and slowly zooms in again dead-center.}
Theme song guy: One fight... for life... theme song for... (unintelligible)
{Cut to the UA standing around looking bored.}
Steven: So, are we gonna get the baby?
Cameron: Nah...
Mitchell: Nah... Too tired. Yeah...
Steven: Let's get some ice cream.
Cameron: I don't like ice cream.
Steven: Oh.
{Pete, a bloo wearing a black cap and shirt with a gigantic round body pops in from the right.}
Pete:Hey, guys, can I be a part of the Underwater Alliance?
Steven: Pete, I thought I told you: no.
Pete: Oh... but I like Pink Floyd.
Steven: Too... bad. You're not ever going to be part of the Underwater Alliance.
Pete: Oh... I guess I'll sleuth away.
{Pete leaves.}
Steven: Yeah, you'd better sleuth. You sleuther... Lex-- wait, we already used this joke!
{Cut to close-up of Cameron.}
Cameron: Thaaaat's Steve!
SCENE 3
{Two bloos are standing on a grassy field.}
Bloo 3: You know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Bloo 4: What?
Bloo 3: A cage fighter.
{Screen fades to black. Cage Fighter slowly zooms in.}
Announcer: In a world where cages have taken over... one man must stand against them. This man... on the streets, is known as... the Cage Fighter.
{Cut to a closeup of a crazed-looking man with blue hair, a mustache, and what appear to be breasts.}
Crazed man: The cages have invaded our last sanctum. What are you gonna do about it, Cage Fighter?
{Cut to closeup of Cage Fighter.}
Cage Fighter: Oh, well that's easy: I'm gonna ... fight 'em.
{Cut to black screen.}
Announcer: (seeming to stumble over his lines) Featuring Earl Springteen as the Number One... Cage Fighter.
{Cut to closeup of Cage Fighter's head.}
Cage Fighter: They call me Cage Fighter. Because I'm the one who ca-- kills the cages.
{Cut to black screen.}
Announcer: And Leonard Neenamando as... the guy who... is considered the comic relief.
{Cut to closeup of Leonard Neenamando.}
Leonard: (sardonically) Huh. Well I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. Isn't it, Cage Fighter?
{Cut to black screen.}
Announcer: In a thrilling movie that's not probably gonna be in a theater. But hey, you never know. Or do you?
SCENE 4
{Two more bloos are standing on a grassy field.}
Bloo 5: At school yesterday I had to go to a stupid seminar. It was pretty much just three and a half hours of pure, dull, boring attempts to break the bounds of interesting.
Bloo 6: Oh, so it was pretty much King Kong?
{Optimus Prime pops in from the right, pointing at the camera.}
Optimus Prime: ZING!
(END)
Explanations
- YesIAmAnIdiot is the creator of, and the main character from, the Porplemontage toon Forum Stage -- which is indeed about a forum (the Bonus Stage forum) about a cartoon (Bonus Stage) about a different cartoon (High Score).
Real World References
- Captain America is a character from the Marvel universe who stands for the name of america!
- Lex Luther is a villian from the Superman comic book, movie, and TV series.
- Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight" is most well-known in recent times for its appearance on the TV show Spongebob Squarepants.
- Frank Sinatra Jr. is a famous singer and the son of even-more-famous crooner Frank Sinatra.
- King Kong is a Peter Jackson film that was released in 2005. It was a little over three hours long.
