Bloo Toons/Episode 3
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Bloo Toons episode 3
Transcript
Three bloo's are standing on green grass, the sky is black. The bloo's are dressed in costumes, (from left to right) Batman, Micheal Moore, Joan of Ark.
[Micheal Bloo] "Happy Halloween from all of us at Bloo Toons. I'm Micheal Moore."
[Batman Bloo] "I'm Batman."
[Joan of Bloo] "I'm Joan of Ark." Pan left to see a female bloo with blue hair, red pants a a pink shirt pogoing to techno for a while. Cut to 2 Bloo's not in costumes.
[Left Bloo](While he's talking, his eyes change shape several times.) Oh man, I'm gonna eat so much candy that, I'm gonna need another stomache! And, then that stomache's gonna run for presidental office. And then he's gonna try and take over France, after he wins by a liandslide. And then, uh, France is gonna try fight back, but he won't be able to win. And then uh, And then um, and then we're gonna turn everybody in France into a giant group of flesh-eating zombies, (when he says "Zombies", he turns green like a zombie) so they can attack the other funny accent people around (Changes back to a blue bloo) there, yeah, it's gonna be great. I can't wait."
[Bloo on the right]"OOOOOooooooooo......"(His mouth turns into a log tub that keeps extending further and further until it get chomped.
[Left Bloo] "chomp!"
Cuto to 2 more Bloo's standing on grass. The one on the left has a black beanie on and a shirt that says "Sd". Also some grey pants. The Bloo on the right is not wearing anything.
[Bloo on right] "Oh, man! It's on Emo! whoa, man, I can't belive it's a real Emo. oh, man. *Chuckle* This is awesome. Hey! What do you think the point of life is? no, serious, seriously, What do you think the point of life is? *Snorting chuckle*
[Bloo Emo] "Yeah, I'm trying to decide whether or not to end it all, so can you please leave me alone? Thank you."
[Bloo on right] *Hissing laughter* "Oh, come on, say something depressing, man, you that- *chuckle* C'mon, say something depressing.
[Emo] "I don't really feel like talking now, my girlfriend just left me and my house caught on fire."
[Bloo]*snorting laugh turns into chuckle* "Oh, man this guy's hilarious. Just a pocket fulla jokes, oh, man. C'mon, say ome more."
[Emo] I'm just really busy. I don't like how life is turning out. It's just trying to hurt me, and help everybody else. Destroying us and-... Why does life be so cruel?"
[Bloo]*pfftftfthehehee..." "Oh, man. You're hilarious. I love you. I love you."
[Emo] "You're the only one."
[Bloo]*laughing, again." "Get a life."
Cut to a scene with a Bloo dressed as Homestar Runner and some sort of thing that has Bloo eyes, but is a red... thing, continually changing shape. A line of Binary code is \ seen falling down.
[Homestar bloo] I don't care what you say. I say my costume is very realistic.
[Glitch]"Oh, come on. you're costume looks about as crappy as the kind you'd buy at a costume market... place for like, 2 bucks, ok man? That's not good at all."
Pan right to see the female bloo again dancing to pinapple bloo jumping off like, a 2-foot cliff. {pinaple Bloo] "I am a pinapple-uh!"
Pan even righter to see the female bloo pogoing to the same techno song.
Cut to a shot of outer space, the Bloo planet is visible. an alien spaceship comes on screen, pauses then zooms into the panet. the words "To be continued" appear.
Cut to a grey background "THE END" is at the top of the screen, the pogoing bloo is dancing to the munsters theme.
END.
