BTS/Burger
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The first official episode of Behind The Studios!
Transcript
{Matt is seen on the side walk of a green house.}
MATT: What a great day!
{Cut to the same scene, with the camera zoomed in at a notch.}
MATT: No flamers in sight!
{Cut to the same scene, this time the camera zoomed out a notch.}
{A kid pops out from the bottom, and walks up toward Matt.}
BALLKICKER: {Red lines come from his face and disappear.} Hey mister!
MATT: Yes, little boy?
BALLKICKER: {Raises back a leg} You..SUCK!
{The kid kicks Matt in the balls, which after a pause falls down. Cut to theme song.}
{Cut to McDonalds. Comedy show-like music plays as it zooms to the window.}
{Cut to a few tables, in which one of them has a Tyler looking guy with a soda.}
{Cuts to Colin, who is ordering his food.}
COLIN: I'll take some Chicken McNuggets, or some burger with some bad taste or whatever crap that is...
{Cut to a man, who is giving the burger.}
McDonalds MAN: Here ya go foo'.
{Cut to Colin again. He eats a burger. This it cuts to colin in a radient background. He stretches like a slinky, gets wide open, and gawks.}
{Cut to Colin at the same spot which he ordered. This time, he has no arms and his eyes are blank.}
COLIN: {whispers} I...I just got buffum'd! {Falls down}
{Cut to Matt, who is looking fine as it seems his ball kicking didn't matter but looks mad, Brittany, and Tyler.}
MATT: I'm gonna get those good for nothing flamers if its the last thing I'll do!
{Cut to close-up to Brittiany.}
BRITTANY: Aren't you taking this a bit harshly?
{Cut to Tyler.}
TYLER: Don't worry Brittany. Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. That's why I have to take this in a very angry way.
BRITTANY: I guess that...
{Cut to a freaked out Tyler. Camera is shaking.}
TYLER: Holy captrola! Colin's dead!
{Cut to a dark place with dead trees. Matt, Brittany, and Tyler, who are all dressed in funeral clothes, are standing next to Colin's grave.}
{Cut to Matt.}
MATT: Any last words?
{Cut to Tyler, whose head is low.}
TYLER: {sighs} He was insane. {eyes wide} And a maniac. {Eyes back to normal.} And he says catch phrases to often. In fact, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm going to bed.
{Brief cut to Brittany, then cut to black with cyan gibberish.}
{Cut to Tyler and Brittiany, in completely random clothes, who are sitting on a golden bench. Next to them is a big pile of money.}
TYLER: Well I'm sure glad to sue McDonalds.
COLIN: {voiceover} Uh..hey, Buffum's back! {flies in screen}
BRITTANY: See, I told ya.
{Cut to black.}
TYLER: {voiceover} Now I can't help think but... there's something we forgot.
{Cut to white. The black text says 10 years later.}
{Cut to a future conan styled scene. Ballkicker is there instead of conan. For a couple of seconds the scene repeats.}
{Cut to credits.}
Goofs
1. When the yellow haired kid walks toward Matt, his eyes disappear. Scary...
2. When Tyler talks during the funeral, looking closely above his mouth reveals he has a "mustache".
3. In the China scene, Brittany's leg is WAAAAAY off.
Real World References
"Future Ballkicker" is a parody of http://futureconan.ytmnd.com. The PMS Forums refer it to illegal, though Tyler doesn't care and says Bloo did it in Bill Cosby Gangster Rap.
